WHAT MADE A YOUNG MAN BLUSH
(From a Cognizant List of Refinement and Overall Allureness of Men)
In a certain restaurant near the University district, an older gentleman sits across from a young man. They are admiring the soft light, the red table cloth.
While they are eating dinner, the young man notices the gentleman looking in his direction. Blushingly, the young man whispers, "What are you looking at?"
The gentleman looks directly into the young man's eyes and response, "Just enjoing the view."
The young man quickly tries to hide his smile behind the starched white napkin while passing the adjacent table a sideways glance. The young man lays his fingers on the stem of his wine glass, pushes it to the edge of the table. It drops.